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PABLO BANILA’S NEVERENDING GUESTBOOK PARTY!!!
About Me:
“I don’t have nukes but I can grab your attention again and again and again and again bitch.” ~Pablo Banila
HEY DOES YOUR DAD REALLY SEE ME?
HEY WHAT AM I POINTING AT?
“YOUR LEFT NIPPLE.”
JESUS CHRIST I’M ALSO YOUR DAD’S IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND!!!!!
~Pablo Banila, “My Imaginary Girlfriends’ Imaginary Boyfriend (or How I am Such a Loser that My Imaginary Girlfriends are Also Losers Imagining Me, a Loser, as Their Boyfriend… Doesn’t that Make Everything Real?”
“An artist should not seek security in a tidy mastery over the simplifications of deliberate poverty; she should, instead, have creative courage to face the danger of being overwhelmed by fecundity in the effort to resolve it into simplicity and economy.”
~Maya Deren
“To find a form that accommodates the mess, that is the task of the artist now.”
~Samuel Beckett
Maya Deren and Samuel Beckett never lived to see The Internet, nor had the prophetic intelligence to have imagined a society in pre-technological singularity.
The artist is dead.
And we need more mess.
Oh, and yeah, why can’t all lovers be like me?
“Had I the heavens’ embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams.”
~William Butler Yeats, “He wishes for the cloths of heaven”
~Pablo Banila, “Caution: Wet Floor”
“Whenever a friend of mine is suffering from severe depression, I just show him my third nipple.” ~Pablo Banila
“Having balls is like being pregnant with twins: everybody wants to kick ‘em.” ~Pablo Banila
“Use a cliché like you fucking invented it.” ~Pablo Banila, “I love you.”
“I was born caesarean motherfuckers.” ~Pablo Banila, “You’re just like your father.”
Pablo Banila: “HAHAHAHA CONAN YOU ARE SO FILIPINO!!!”
Conan O’Brien: “HAHAHAHA WHAT?! FILIPINO?! LOLOLOL!!!!”
~Pablo Banila, “Conan O’Brien is a Filipino”
“Vampire, eh? I’ll give you something to suck.” LOLOL!!! A quote from Marvel VS Capcom I think LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!
Edward Cullen can’t make you laugh like I do );
OKAY OKAY I CAN NOT COMPETE WITH HOW HE CONFESSED THAT HE “SUCKS MOUNTAIN LIONS” LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!! (Sorry wikipedia-knowledge only LOLOLOL!!!!)
~Pablo Banila
doesn’t suck
Cristy Fermin: I really can’t distinguish your face from Hero Angeles’, Pablo!
Pablo Banila: Oh, Tita Cristy please don’t insult Hero Angeles!
Cristy Fermin: You put the guy in a pedestal and bootlick! Can I bootlick as well? =))
Pablo Banila: Ano po ba ang Tagalog ng “LOL” Tita?
Cristy Fermin: Sabi nila hagikhik, pero ang alam ko ulol.
Verge Bolanon: PABLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
“SeaLIONS do not look anything like Lions. The MonGOOSE doesn’t fly unless you kick it. JolliBEE is really a MASSIVE COCKROACH HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! A FLYING. GRIMACE.
I just thought of a multi-million-peso commercial jingle for Jollibee LOLOLOLOL:
“Lipad
Jollibee
Lipad”
LOLOLOOLOLOLLOLOLOLHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLYSHIIIIIIT” ~Pablo Banila, “P to the (Jolli)B”
Aya.
III. SAPPHO NARCISSO
I think I just might have one too;
I do not know, but it must be:
I am but a girl like them
but unlike most, I have a dick –
that fucking thing
that makes me sick –
but if I may, just one small wish,
I wish I was a real dyke.
I wish all men would lay their hands
off Sappho’s lovely, lovely lambs.
I wish all Sappho’s lovely lambs,
Her lovely, lovely, lovely lambs,
stray not from Heaven’s clouds above.
I wish all men just masturbate,
leave hickies on a mirror
with a hole below the waist.
But!– if I only had one wish,
I wish I ain’t dyke with a dick.
~Pablo Banila,”Annals of Asinine Apostasy”
“Pisay OZ: The magical kindergarten where they teach half-Filipinos to acquire a sense of humor and how to use fractions. Apparently you did not go there.
HEY C’MON.
~Pablo Banila
Emperor and New National Hero of the Philippines Motherfuckers
United as one
Multiplied by four
Divided by three
We are Filipinos
(Because “4/3
of all filipinos
do not know
how to use
fractions.”~Rodrigo D. Morales)
“As the saying goes, “4/3 of all Filipinos do not know how to use fractions.” ~Morales. But I’m only half-Filipino. Ummm… or maybe three-fourths I dunno LOL!!!! Let me just open the calculator… 4040 + 4040… BOBO!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAA!!!!”
~Pablo Banila
Aren’t you glad that a hopelessly suicidal comedian is honestly making Friends to attend his funeral?
The bridge does not lead elsewhere but an unending journey towards that promised place they called Forever.
Join us (:
I’d instantly get along with people who cried in any of the following:
Taegukgi (Brotherhood of War)
Rurouni Kenshin – Reflexion
Nightwish – Swanheart
Naoki Urasawa – 20th Century Boys
Naoki Urasawa – Monster
Takehiko Inoue – Vagabond
Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex – Episode 25: Barrage
Satoshi Kon – Millenium Actress
Kana～Imōto～ (HAHAHAHA!!!) (Seriously this depressed me for months… beats Tolstoy’s The Death of Ivan Ilyich and Kurosawa’s Ikiru.)
Alexandre Dumas’ The Count of Monte Cristo closely resembles my biography as of now. I am the Cunt of Jesu Cristo, and so shall I be lynched by the same mob that crucified Jesus Christ. I cried reading the novel…
Welcome to Pablo Banila’s Sour World of Gummy Everythin’ ^____^ VITAMIN C SMILEY
LOLOLOLOLOL TASTES LIKE NEON LIGHTS AND COKE BOTTLES
NATA DE COCO CHEWY ICE CUBE POLAR BEARS
THE WORD “FROG” IS GUMMY LIKE YOUR TONGUE FLOSSING MY TEETH
LYCHEES LYCHEES LYCHEES LYCHEES
LYYCHEESS LYYCHEESS LYYCHEESS LYYCHEESS
PABLO BANILA LYCHEES PABLO BANILA LYCHEES
NOW PABLO BANILA TASTES LIKE LYCHEES
~Pablo Banila,”Pablo Banila Tastes Like Lychees”
Give me your heart!Just right now!
I’m sitting here in the “candy pot”
Please pick me up baby!
~Tommy February6,”Candy Pop in Love”
LAGI NA LANG AKO ANG MASAMA PUTANG INA!!! DAMMIT I’M NOT A PLAYBOY OKAY?! I’M JUST EXTREMELY, PATHETICALLY DESPERATE AFTER 23 YEARS OF CELIBACY… SHIT!!! I HAVEN’T EVEN TALKED TO ANY GIRL IN REAL LIFE FOR MORE THAN 1 MINUTE AND I HAVEN’T. TOUCHED. ANY. FUUUUUCK!!!!! PLEASE FORGIVE THE “MERV THE PERV” VENEER I’M ONLY INTERESTED WITH YOUR REACTIONS BUT I AM VOID OF CRUEL INTENTIONS. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HELL I HAD TO GO THROUGH TO BECOME A MAN WORTHY OF A WOMAN’S LOVE WHILE THOSE FUUUUCKING DILDOS YOU CALL YOUR BOYFRIENDS THINK ITS CUTE TO BE UGLY AND CORNY AND STUPID BECAUSE GIRLS LIKE YOU ARE NICE AND BOYS EXPLOIT THAT KINDNESS SHIT!!! YOU DO NOT PROVE YOU AREN’T GAY, YOU PROVE YOU ARE WORTHY OF BEING CALLED A MAN, DUMB FUUUUCK
PUTANG INA AKALA NG LAHAT NG TAO PROFESSIONAL PEDOPHILE AKO PUTANG INA HINDI NILA ALAM KUNG ANONG DINANAS KONG HIRAP PARA PROTEKTAHAN ANG MGA MAHAL KO SA BUHAY PUTANG INA KAILANGAN MONG MAGING GAGO PARA MALAMAN MO KUNG SINO’NG MGA GAGO!!! PAANO MO PO-PROTEKTAHAN ANG MAHAL MO KUNG HINDI MO ALAM KUNG KANINO MO SILA DAPAT IPAGTANGGOL MGA TANGA AMPUTA…
TAPOS ITONG MGA TARANTADO ANG MGA NAGIGING SIYOTA NG MGA PUTA…
PAKI-GAWAN NAMAN AKO NG TESTIMONIAL… KAYO LANG ANG MAY ALAM KUNG SINO AKO TALAGA…
ALAM NIYO NAMAN KUNG GAANO KASAKIT PARA SA’KIN YUNG DINANAS KO…
SANA PAKI-SABI SA BUONG MUNDO DAHIL BALIGTAD ANG TINGIN NILA E.
My blog is my only beauty; my soul. I’d love to meet all of you in there… you love to destroy me, right? Me too. Let’s all destroy me: pablobanila.com TASTE THE FIREWORKS OF PABLO’S POPPING FROG CANDY KISSES MOON PRINCESSES!!!i!
I’m still struggling to become the man worthy of a girl with a faith in a fantasy that lasts forever that I will never be. That girl? She’s dead.
Amor e morte.
