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“I don’t have nukes but I can grab your attention again and again and again and again bitch.” ~Pablo Banila

HEY DOES YOUR DAD REALLY SEE ME?
HEY WHAT AM I POINTING AT?
“YOUR LEFT NIPPLE.”
JESUS CHRIST I’M ALSO YOUR DAD’S IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND!!!!!

~Pablo Banila, “My Imaginary Girlfriends’ Imaginary Boyfriend (or How I am Such a Loser that My Imaginary Girlfriends are Also Losers Imagining Me, a Loser, as Their Boyfriend… Doesn’t that Make Everything Real?”

“An artist should not seek security in a tidy mastery over the simplifications of deliberate poverty; she should, instead, have creative courage to face the danger of being overwhelmed by fecundity in the effort to resolve it into simplicity and economy.”
~Maya Deren

“To find a form that accommodates the mess, that is the task of the artist now.”
~Samuel Beckett

Maya Deren and Samuel Beckett never lived to see The Internet, nor had the prophetic intelligence to have imagined a society in pre-technological singularity.

The artist is dead.

And we need more mess.

Oh, and yeah, why can’t all lovers be like me?

“Had I the heavens’ embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:

But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams.”
~William Butler Yeats, “He wishes for the cloths of heaven”
~Pablo Banila, “Caution: Wet Floor”

“Whenever a friend of mine is suffering from severe depression, I just show him my third nipple.” ~Pablo Banila

“Having balls is like being pregnant with twins: everybody wants to kick ‘em.” ~Pablo Banila

“Use a cliché like you fucking invented it.” ~Pablo Banila, “I love you.”

“I was born caesarean motherfuckers.” ~Pablo Banila, “You’re just like your father.”

Pablo Banila: “HAHAHAHA CONAN YOU ARE SO FILIPINO!!!”
Conan O’Brien: “HAHAHAHA WHAT?! FILIPINO?! LOLOLOL!!!!”
~Pablo Banila, “Conan O’Brien is a Filipino”

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“Vampire, eh? I’ll give you something to suck.” LOLOL!!! A quote from Marvel VS Capcom I think LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

Edward Cullen can’t make you laugh like I do );

OKAY OKAY I CAN NOT COMPETE WITH HOW HE CONFESSED THAT HE “SUCKS MOUNTAIN LIONS” LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!! (Sorry wikipedia-knowledge only LOLOLOL!!!!)

~Pablo Banila
doesn’t suck

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Cristy Fermin: I really can’t distinguish your face from Hero Angeles’, Pablo!
Pablo Banila: Oh, Tita Cristy please don’t insult Hero Angeles!
Cristy Fermin: You put the guy in a pedestal and bootlick! Can I bootlick as well? =))
Pablo Banila: Ano po ba ang Tagalog ng “LOL” Tita?
Cristy Fermin: Sabi nila hagikhik, pero ang alam ko ulol.
Verge Bolanon: PABLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

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“SeaLIONS do not look anything like Lions. The MonGOOSE doesn’t fly unless you kick it. JolliBEE is really a MASSIVE COCKROACH HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! A FLYING. GRIMACE.

I just thought of a multi-million-peso commercial jingle for Jollibee LOLOLOLOL:

“Lipad
Jollibee
Lipad”

LOLOLOOLOLOLLOLOLOLHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLYSHIIIIIIT” ~Pablo Banila, “P to the (Jolli)B”

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